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@dave @shebang You ever see those ducks covered in oil after the BP oil spill? You know ducks have, like, the largest dick-to-bodysize ratio of any animal. And BP does stand for boypussy. I think that it's pretty obvious where I'm going with this.

@Galena I've been blaming furries and mac users for the worlds problems for decades.

@shebang When global warming causes all life on Earth to perish, just remember: Capitalism could have prevented this, but furries got in the way.

@shebang :blobcatancap: would fit, because I am TRYING to pay people to draw porn of me literally fucking global warming, but because of 522 errors, now my money is eternally trapped within my bank account and climate change has now become unstoppable, dooming the entire human race.

@furaffinity fix your site you fucking assholes, I want to jack off

@kazuma I love Gawain. He's the best Knight of the Round Table, both in Fate and in real-world mythology.

@kazuma tldr is Gawain promised to marry an extremely ugly woman, but he's history's first male feminist ever, so because of his feminism his wife's curse was lifted and she became extremely hot

@kazuma One of Gawain's most famous myths is about how he got an extremely hot wife

@kazuma At least he's cute. An has a hot wife who he loves and respects to cook for him.

@kazuma If he can only make a single dish, I would hope he's excellent at that one dish.

@doctorow Cyberpunk dystopias were intended to be warnings, not guidelines.

@Olivia I prefer enough for 2 people. That hits the sweet spot.
I use he/him pronouns but I don't identify as a man because I'm not a sexist terrible person
@mewmew @georgia @J @VD15 @anornymorse @colonelj @imurcultleader @kick

as a certified trans woman (given that i'm literally on HRT right now) i'll throw in my personal opinions

i'm not really sexually attracted to people based off whether they'd call themselves "straight" or "gay" or "bisexual" or whatever the fuck. that's not exactly a thing that crosses my mind when it comes to whether or not i'd find someone hot mainly my attraction to people is based off how much i like them as a person and how much they like me as a person. i wouldn't want to fuck someone if they wouldn't want to fuck me as well, even if I think they're hot. i also happen to only feel romantically towards women, for some reason. but boys can be sexy too. just wouldn't want to be lovey dovey with one. just a brojob or two uwu

i think the problem with online dating in regard to trans people is that online dating websites are designed exclusively for cis people. most of them just slapped "trans" options onto the thing, without caring about what people are actually attracted to. it's perfectly okay if you don't like penis or you don't like vagina. that's understandable and i won't force anyone to like things because i'm not a rapist.

i think a better solution would have dating websites ask if you're a girl/boy/other and then ask you if you have a penis or a vagina, and then if you like girl/boy/other and if you like penis/vagina

that way, people could choose to get girl dick and boy pussy if that's what they want, but none of it if they don't want it.
sex is disgusting and you instinctually know this which is why your body has to lower the disgust instinct when you're aroused
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