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@shebang @0x00 the only thing worse than no pockets are those fake-pockets that are, like, barely a centimeter deep.

@holot @p working support for apple was the most 1on1 i had with the OS and that was years ago, but i did enjoy putting people on hold to see what the terminal could do and forget what i was helping with because i'd be stoned at work

@fluffy wait, what the fuck, this had a picture? This didn't have a picture before. Or I somehow didn't notice it.
I thought it was just a meaningless shitpost poll.

The only thing that can defeat Donald Trump is coronavirus, and I'm going to be that coronavirus that defeats Donald Trump.

@canidaeportent@kiwifarms.cc @kazuma @mewmew Yeah, but then it's limp. If anything, that makes it asexual.

@kazuma That's a lot of cats, are you sure that will be enough food and water for all of them?

>when you discover a cool feature in your window manager that you didn't know about
Turns out middle clicking the top bar sends the window to the bottom layer and focuses on whatever window was most recently focused on before it. Seems extremely niche but I guess it could be useful.

@shebang @sylveon Have you actually had to yet? I haven't seen anything like that from your server.

@pasture @1iceloops123 @J @a7 @druid

i can’t even tell what’s copypasta and what’s fresh-baked cringe anymore

@druid please tag your edgeposting, my eyes are literally bleeding right now.

People seriously underestimate how long I have waited for opportunities to ruin lives and how viciously I will happily act on grudges from even decades ago.

They don't take undue headspace. That's how you let yourself get consumed by hatred. Such feelings are like a supernova that burn themselves out uselessly.

No, the way to do it is to calmly commit the event to memory. File it away neatly. Keep a list.

Then when you get the chance, when the opportunity is there to deal the most damage - you act on it. Without moral reasoning, without internal reflection, without hesitation. Like a spy who's lived an ordinary life for twenty years suddenly hearing his trigger phrase and snapping into programming.

Sometimes it causes remorse later, but on the whole I find it's worth it to ensure that anyone who has done something sufficiently displeasing, no matter how long ago it was or how much distance they put between themselves and the action, or how much they develop and change, can ever truly rest.
@matrix This is the guy who wanted to murder me. This is the guy who tried to split me and Sim up. This is the guy who thinks 'good' people stick by him.

Deluded arse.
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