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I assume names like Fat Bitch and Retard are also out

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I think it's fucked up that us hospitals won't let you name your child Hitler or Nigger

My fear is a group of people punching me and all I can do is curl up. It happened when I was a small kid. They were bullying me so I started beating one up and his buddies all started beating me down and kicking me in the head :sadhug:

Omg assholes of fat men with round asses, hairy
They like to get fucked in their buttholes by young twinks :blobpleading:

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Did you know Gene Roddenberry and L Ron Hubbard were friends? And that Gene joked he could have made his own religion too if he wanted to, and that it probably would have been bigger than scientology.

"What if I just *leans in close and gets gutteral* fuckin punched you
*Stays in close and confrontational* What would you fuckin do? Huh?"

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@laura girls cant have sex. sex is between a boy and an older boy

Seriously when I'm in a relationship I don't have a jackoff addiction. When I have sex even every few days not even every day, I suddenly don't need to jack off 5 times a day :blobpleading: save me from myself fembros I'm like a lost puppy who needs mommy :blobpleading:

All I have the spoons for is jacking off between episodes of star trek and some light yardwork

fitbros I'm being bad I'm drinking beer and eating fatty steak, the steak not so bad but the beer, the alcohol will make me fat :peepoCry:

Tsundere vulcan gf who tolerates your smegma odor :blobpleading:

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They were like, "here's a list of culturally important foods" and they had white food there too with all the others, white food of marginalized whites, not rich white food

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