YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

On an average night in an average town, society is turned on its head.
The strong are raped by the weak. An infectious virus that drives victims insane, and two heroes who can't keep standing by. A corrupt sherrif, and an undercover CIA agent must join forces to try and keep each others secret. Fireballs, shrapnel, and even extra terrestrials, every few moments. By the time it's over, the world will never be the same!

Bo: HEY!
Ken: Is that...
Bo: IT IS!
Both: WOAH!
They jump out of the way of a flying saucer. Bo feels Kens hand graze against his torso and savored the moment. Just then a little creature emerged from a hatch. The creature points a ray gun at then and says "GaygaygaygayFagfagfagfagGaygaygay!!!" and fires the raygun, both men are at once knocked out. They awake where they fell, alone, no alien or saucer in sight.
Bo: I don't feel so good...Ken...
Ken: I think...I think I might be feeling...gay
Bo: Gay!? I'm not gay, I was never gay! (Internal monologue: I AM feeling gayer than usual, but I can't let Ken know! My love for him is my biggest secret!)
Ken: What? I know that! I'M feeling gay! I don't know why...oh god, my wife, Tabitha! She'll be furious!
Bo: W....well maybe you shouldn't be a faggot... (Internal monologue: Oh god I'm so ashamed! Why can't I be myself!?)

Just then a truck pulls up, and Big Rapin' Henry got out, he was the most prolific and strongest rapist in town.

BRH: Hahahah, you two look like you ready to be RAPED HAHAHHA!

Suddenly, Little Jim, the local paraplegic, who had spent his entire life on a ventilator, and was raped repeatedly by BRH, could now inexplicably walk, and was in possession of unexplained superhuman strength.

BRH: Wha-, O-oh no! Ah, ahhh!! AHHHH!!

Little Jim had gotten BRHs pants off and had started raping him, all this happened before Ken and Bo's very eyes.

Little Jim: NYAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *grunt grunt*
BRH: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

everyday I love my fedi frens
and I tell them that until the end
we will be there arm in arm together
because we are both birds of a feather
we're fedi frens
we're fedi frens
we're fedi frens and we abide
we're fedi friends
we're fedi friends
we're fedi friends and we hide
we hide together
we hide as one
while you draw your swastikas
and I draw my cunnies
while you draw your 15th pride flag
and I draw my 15th shota butthole
we're fedi frens
we can even be friends if you're a raging feminist cunt
we can even be friends if you're a weird black supremacist guy
I don't care if you think the Irish are evil
I just care about interactions
interactions are like hugs
my fediiiiiiiiiiiiiiii freeeeeennnnnnnnnnns!!

@zoocat@tooters.fun If I knew their laws couldn't touch me because I was a child I'd be stripping naked in public and pulling buttplugs out of my ass and I would have yelled "WOOOHOOO I'M A CHILD COME FUCK MY CHILD ASS WOOOOOO CALLING ALL PEDOPHILES" *points directly at man eating with his family in the food court* "THIS GUY'S A PEDOPHILE I CAN TELL, HEY GUY FUCK MY ASS! MY CHILD ASS IS HELPLESS AGAINST YOUR BIG DICK AHHHH!"