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"Nooo I'm scared of intimacy" I'll say, and she'll say "NoOo i'M sCaReD oF iNtImAcY- shut the fuck up retard, you belong to me now"

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I say "please no I'm scared" and she says "You have no reason to be scared you little bitch, you're mine you dumb fuck."

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Monster bodybuilder gf with monster strapon dong she uses to fuck the shit out of little betamales who try to hit on her (I'm thr only one she lets penetrate her, she forces me in fact, I cry and say "please no I'm tired" and she growls at me to shut the fuck up and let her use me)

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Day 121: Gravity Falls + Bestiality 

A follow up to my last one, I wanted to do something more elaborate but time was catching up to me.

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Wow huh I'm still not facing a campaign of harassment and I've been around for years it's almost like if you don't play people's games they leave you the fuck alone because it's boring

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書き終えてから気づくのいいかげんなんとかしたい

if you came up and smelled my balls, you would say, "god damn, are you smuggling cheese, or are those some stanky ass balls you got?"

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Guys my back is getting really fucked up from decades of seated masturbation in uncomfortable chairs, what is the best "gamer" (masturbation) chair on the market? I WANT YOUR FINEST MASTURBATION CHAIR (throne)

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Scully tries to disprove demonic possession. Mulder urgently seeks ice cream.

I worry sometimes the only people following me are here for the freak show, not because they vibe with me, it's not that I mind the looky loos, but I would also like interacting with real ass noggas who understand where I'm coming from and don't actually hate me or find me putrid or frightening.

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Starting this now, hope it's good, this is exactly what I need because I am philosophy adjacent and know a very few terms but I have never had the history laied out concisely

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