Fiction/Fantasy
All these boys want is to love the pedophiles who love them, I see no harm or danger here, I find in favor of the defendants, pedophilia is now legal, and may I say that in all my days as a judge who lives under a rock, I was never aware there was this sick trend of hateful bigotry taking place in this country, yes age of consent laws are nice when stopping RAPES, but these boys are clearly faggots, my ruling here will make all consensual acts of pedophilia now LEGAL! *bangs gavel* *Antis cry blood with red soyjack faces* *Maps and AAMS are kissing in the street like after WW2 on victory day, suddenly a bunch of celebrities and politicians come out like they were always in favor so they don't look like they were on the wrong side of history, and the world heals and gets way, way better and less evil and less hateful*
Fantasy/Fiction
He dreams of being a femboy, he dreams of being a girly faggot woman with a dick and his biggest fear is adult anti religutard pieces of shit will stop him from getting the hormones he needs to make his slutty gorgeous dreams come true
Fedifrens don't know my emotional state, so let me show you, let me show you how sad I am, this is my tone, I am so sad, I'm so stuck :(
https://youtu.be/9MLzts9iBzo
*Grabs dick (it's a dildo)* *Bursts on stage* *Swag* *Shoots enema water from anus in your direction* *Smiles and laughs* *Crowd cheers* *Starts rapping*
Easy
Peasy
Lemon Squeezy
Went to the beach and it was
Breezy
Ate out a peach and it was
Sleazy
Spit out my teeth
After the queef
It was no beef
It was that seafood
Sea dude
Fish pie
Sky high
Deep sea
Pie dive
Since I've stopped masturbating every day due to my constant fear and anxiety my orgasms have been much more enjoyable and my gloop has been much more volumous. I often have been embarrassed by low gloop output but I am feeling much better and more confident since my gloop discharge has gone up by around 10 times at least. Don't be too impressed, that means I gloop a tablespoon now instead of a few ml's. *hugs and gloops*
The Trench