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Science man: You're injecting the equivalent of electronic heroin into your veins
Me: *CACKLING* *throws switch*

And see this is why I need a wife to guide me away from this kind of thing

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エロかわいい猫の審判 :blobaww:

可愛いネコアヌビスを見たら、
審判より先セックスしちゃうよ!

FANBOX : fanbox.cc/@surreal/posts/78435

Ok you fucking heathens I can tell you don't appreciate emotive writing (I'm sorry I'm being so impatient)

Wow I was expecting like a bunch of likes from people for that poem but I guess people think it fucking sucks I'm sorry

I want someone who sees the kindness in my demon eyes
Who doesn't fear my little lies
Who doesn't fear my little cries
In the dark
While I'm weak

She won't bite my neck and tear
Though intrusive thoughts are there
She is mine and I am her divine

Our lives intertwine

Our lives intertwine

I am old and she is young
But not too young (don't want you crowd getting the wrong idea *taps cigarette stylishly*)
Not too young to understand
What it means to hold the hand
Of one she loves; so deeply and so fully
That she commits to him wholly
All that is her self

All that is her self

Our lives intertwine

Our lives intertwine

She never bites my neck
She never rips it out
She protects me
She surprises me
And she surprises herself

Our lives intertwine

Even though it hurts sometimes

Our lives intertwine

In the darkness of the night
When the sun has set
And it is time to rest
She is there
And she is protecting me
I am old
And she is young...but not too young...and I love her

I pass
In peace
She never harmed me
At least not in ways that were cruel
I loved her
And she loved me
And she kept me safe
And the children I gave her will now keep her safe

Our lives were intertwined

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Only about fictional lbs 

I don't like when lbs are overly aggressive and loud >:C
I like lbs who are soft and shy and quiet and who like listening and helping
>:3

Me: ONG, A MENTALLY HEALTHY GIRLFRIEND?????????? WOAH!!!!!!!!!!
mhgf: Hiiii! How's it goin? Omg let's get you up you've been on the internet too long again huh?
Me: Nuh uh! Wait...what happened to psychic gf?
mhgf: Idk she said something about not wanting to be around if she can't torment you? Sounds unhealthy to me, so I'm glad she's gone.
Me: Yea, that sounds like her. Wow I cannot believe how bad I've let my livingroom get...there's empty amazon boxes all over...
mhgf: Hey, this is a brand new day and I'm here now! Let's work together and I bet we can get this room cleaned up with a little time and effort!
Me: I love you mentally healthy gf!!! You don't have any weird shit to fuck me up with!
mhgf: I love you too Jazzy! You're my perfect pet project, I will save you and prove to the world that kindness and love ARE the answer!!
Me: I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!! AHHHHHH *tail wags heart thumps*

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Sweedish meatball grandma havin ass motherfucker

I keep forgetting lots if map instances block pawoo for some retarded reason so I'm not sure if I should bother using it for comment posting.

My brain has turned to mush over these years I'm sure you can tell if you've followed me from the beginning

I love when The Joker subverts expectations and his "joke" is that he does something nice and it's not a trick and he leaves it at that, because he thinks it's funny.

She could cure me but you keep us apart you sick fuck

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If I had a gf I wouldn't be so mentally unhealthy but you don't want to admit that

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The final map vs the final anti (with a guest appearance by pedomommy rooting on her map husband)
youtu.be/9vnTZ5WuP84

Hnnnnnnnggggg fat curvy stretchmarked pedomommy with plain jane face and big fat titties thin waist but chubby belly and fat ass with thick thighs and wides hips hnnnggggsss

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bf who slides his massive obvious bulge across kids' faces when passing by them in a park
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