YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I'm watching transformers prime for the first time, any one else like this show?

Feral is down T-T

Feels like I have to poop but I already pooped twice and I still feel like I have to pooooooop wahhhhhhhhhhhh /vent

Trans people saying they're a woman despite being amab or a man despite being afab doesn't make them liars, it means everyone else WRONGLY assumed their gender. Thankyou Ted Talk.

Imagine this, ok, the perfect love story, a college professor starts dating a MINOR, and she's like WAY minor, like 12, and they fall IN LOVE, and he NEVER does anything sexual with her, and he's there for her and they stay together for 6 years and on her 18th birthday they cuddle and snuggl and kiss and make out 🥺

I want to nonsexually date minors since it's legal. Need to find a minor who has parents who give them permission to go out, and then we can go on a date without worrying about anyone getting upset. We'll go on camping trips, sportsball stadiums, nerd conventions, spa resorts, I'll be the best boyfriend, and NO SEX will occur until they're of LEGAL AGE, and that's paradise! They can't stop that! They never tell you!

Goodnight nibgrahs of the homeslice variety
Clasia: GET THE FUCK INSIDE JAZZY GOD DAMNIT
Shit sorry guys I told her to take care of me because I've been out of it I have to het back in quick *runs inside*

*runs up rubs stinky smeg head on your upper lip*
Claudia: *runs out after me* GOD DAMNIT JAZZY, I'M SORRY HE'S HAVING AN EPISODE, JAZZY!!! *chases after me and drags me back home*

I'm asking Claudia to speak for me.
Claudia: Jazzy says he is tired.*taps cigarette ash into ashtray*, he needs his rest, although I am incapable of joy I do feel satisfaction in knowing I'm better than his ex, "Psychic Girlfriend", that's not even a character name, *drags off cig*, at least I got a name, bitch. Anyway Jazzy is fucking tired. He said he'll be up later. *Shuts door, you hear her yell up the stairs before you make your way back home* "OK BABE I TOLD 'EM, I NEED MORE SMOKES TOMORROW!! YES, I KNOW, SURE, YES, I LOVE YOU TOO. NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS..." etc.

I've been freaking the fuck out and having an existential crisis ever since I've learned that there is a very finite amount of books that a single person can read in their single lifetime because you can only read so fast and even the fastest reader can only read so many books so can you guys please for the love of God any of you who still give a damn about Jazzy like talk me down because I'm freaking the fuck out about this I am freaking the fuck out about fomo /vent

I wish I had enough money that I could have all kinds of different girlfriends and protect them and they would all go and be happy and say wow we really love dating Jazzy because I wouldn't just be a loser I would be really generous with my care and I would take good care of all my girlfriends and they would all be safe and they could go on all kinds of trips to wherever they wanted to go and they would go and get college degrees wherever they wanted to go and that they would have my full and total support

I still wish I had an asian girlfriend and a white girlfriend and a black girlfriend and an eskimo girlfriend and and aboriginal girlfriend and an indian girlfriend and an arab girlfriend and a slavic girlfriend and an english girlfriend and a germanic girlfriend and a mayan girlfriend and an incan girlfriend and a polynesian girlfriend and all the other girlfriends that I forgot to mention