I guess they're relaunching Modern Warfare 2. Who didn't see that coming?
Spirit of the North on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/spirit-of-the-north-f58a66
The Captain on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/the-captain
You've heard of Russian roulette, but what about:
>Californian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get an electric blackout
>Romanian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get mugged by gypsies
>English roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance the King dies
>Japanese roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you hang yourself in the forest and get discovered by Logan Paul
>German roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get gang raped on New Years
>Canadian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance someone doesn't apologize to you
>Roulette française: il y a 1 chance sur 6 que quelqu'un ternisse la langue française
>Polish roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you go in the oven
>Australian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get bitten by a venomous creature
>African roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get AIDS, malaria and ebola all at once
>Chinese roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance the communist party makes you disappear
>North Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get eaten by your starving family
>South Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you wake up on the wrong side of the peninsula. See North Korea for further instructions.
The gayest post I will ever write
One thing that is keeping me single is, that I really don't care about sex. I want 3 things. Someone I can love, Someone who would love me, and someone who would help me rise my kids.
And no matter how horny I get, the thought of drunken whore at a bar disgusts me much more. Because they are the antithesis of everything I love about women.
Just another random person passing by.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...