@ChristiJuniorI'm sick of good stories written by talented and clever artists getting changed by some nosering so as not to offend (((western sensibilities)))
Scratch the surface of any westernised indian and beneath you will find an indian nationalist. Scratch it again and you'll find pure white man envy and a brown inferiority complex. Scratch a final time and you'll find poo.
This is the kinda dorky bullshit that earns you a swirlie in high school, but I imagine that dipping an indian's head in a toilet wouldn't really be a punishment for him.