Ocarina Zelda would have me believe the couple in love is still in love seven years later. I was OK with fish people and the undead rising at night, but the suspension of disbelief is waning after that unlikely scenario.
There was nothing to do with stable girl. The Luigi-looking guy is evil now, but makes Ganondorf sound like a reasonable businessman.
I keep finding secrets that give me money I can't use. Either no money or get to 99 rupees and start finding all sorts of secrets that go to waste forever. :doge_tiresome:
I have some leads: I acquired a cucco that could possibly wake up the Mario-like fella from the stable. I also heard the gravedigger might be dead and his spirit visible (at night, I suppose). And I can finally buy a poe to sell to some monster in Hyrule town.
But other than that, the ninja lied: there's nothing to do in Kakariko village.