Oh, you think the millionth poast is going to be Hitler declaring our inevitable victory? A buxom wheatfield GF? "Nigger"? Do not forget there are saboteurs and miscreants who work against us at every waking moment.
> There is NO hidden treasure! > There are NO pirate ships laden with doubloons! > There is NO den of Mommy Mermaids and Sirens! > There is NO portal to Atlantis! > The age of exploration is dead! > IF IT'S NOT ON GOOGLE MAPS IT DOESN'T EXIST!!