that time when i was a was a twenty-year old volunteer and my harpy bitch manager told me to eliminate red-eye in the staff appreciation photos and all that was on the computer was paint and after trying to use it and nearly crying i downloaded GIMP and told her and she told me it was against the organization's policy (because some boomer clicked a phishing email or something) and despite me saying it was open source and virus free the hag said that i could be fired and i ran home crying
Oh, you think the millionth poast is going to be Hitler declaring our inevitable victory? A buxom wheatfield GF? "Nigger"? Do not forget there are saboteurs and miscreants who work against us at every waking moment.
> There is NO hidden treasure! > There are NO pirate ships laden with doubloons! > There is NO den of Mommy Mermaids and Sirens! > There is NO portal to Atlantis! > The age of exploration is dead! > IF IT'S NOT ON GOOGLE MAPS IT DOESN'T EXIST!!