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<Taiken> A TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED!
<Shempo> WHAT!?
<Shempo> TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL?
<Taiken> WORSE!
<Taiken> IM OUT OF MARIJUANA!
<Shempo> Oh
<Shempo> My
<Shempo> God
* Shempo calls up Canabis-Man
<Shempo> SAVE HIM CANABIS MAN!
<Taiken> ...
<Taiken> Where is Cannabis man?
<Shempo> Probably high.
@RustyCrab @Tadano also the marketing practically writes itself

"what would you give to see the love of your life"
@RustyCrab @Tadano a one-time fee of like 100 dollars would be useful both for what you say and also as a commitment shit test (both for women and for men)
@binkle @Tadano attention economy like everything else.

It would honestly make more sense if they charged you a one time fee to use it. That would incentivize them to get you off as soon as possible
@RustyCrab @Tadano THE ONLY DATING APP I REMEMBER COSTING MONEY WAS EHARMONY IS IT EHARMONY ALL THE WAY DOWN NOW
@binkle @Tadano if you get matched and succeed on a dating app, the dating app no longer gets money from you
@Tadano the fuck are these from the dating app is this what dating is like now :heyface:
A song and dance protracted for the amusement of bitches who will wind up single at 35.
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Of course abortion isn't the top issue for suburan women: they know beta males will pay to maintain their lifestyles. Ergo, abortion is their number one issue becuase kids will cramp their style the most

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