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>Take a vacation
>End up at the same hotel where Defcon is taking place
>concern.mp3
>Buy a month of TorGuard to keep the fam safe
>there_are_hackers_afoot.gif
>Son asks for some spending money on his debit card
>"No problem, son."
>Open suitcase
>Pull out laptop, Bluetooth mouse, and Bluetooth keyboard
>Set up at the desk
>Boot computer and wait for keyboard and mouse to sync
>Connect to VPN
>"Hehe, good luck hackers."
>Precede to login to bank
>It's a really long password but that makes it secure so you use it for everything
>Using Bluetooth keyboard because the keyboard on the laptop is too cramped
>Transfer $100 into son's account
>Logout and shut down
>Go downstairs
>Notice your Facebook picture on a board
>Get a closer look
>It has your email address and password under it
>how_did_this_happen.wav
>Blame VPNs and believe they don't offer security for the rest of your life because you still got hacked on vacation
>No amount of convincing will ever make you think otherwise
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