#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe We have gained the cutest stop motion turtles, but also one of the worst movies that is still competently made. #Monsterdon should have a hoot with it.

This week on #MONSTERDON -- the weekly monster movie watch party -- we have LASERBLAST (1977).

Over the years many have asked the question, "What if you took a depressing teen movie and gave the loser hero a laser cannon? Wouldn't that be awesome?"

Laserblast definitively answers that question; No. It would still suck.

Join us at 9pm Eastern this Sunday for a *remarkably* bad film. It's on Tubi or over here on Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/laserblast_202503

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi

@Taweret But do lasers "blast", though?

This week's #Monsterdon hasn't even begun, and already I'm detecting a fundamental problem with this movie.

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #Fotomontag
9: #worldbackupday
8: #rn
7: #mastobada
6: #tdov
5: #marinelepen
4: #lepen
3: #transdayofvisibility
2: #fastfoodasongorpoem
1: #monsterdon

#trendytoots

Yes it's charming to have warning posts about the incoming onslaught of #monsterdon posts each Sunday. The monsterdon people are very considerate all things considered. But, it feels like swimming upstream. We need a groups feature.

I have thought about doing many fun things here, but rejected it because I don't want to spam people more than I already do. Groups ideally would have a customizable landing page, members list, the ability to view only posts from the group. Nothing huge.

Hi, my name's Leonora, but you can call me the Fediverse Cat.
#monsterdon

you guys I think that the leopard in 'Cat Girl' might have been Chiefy!

IMDB lists 'Frank Ferrar' as the animal trainer, and 'Frank Ferrar' had a famous leopard ...

We need to go back to the movie and match the spots!

#Monsterdon

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/nostalgia/southport-leopard-chiefy-starred-hundreds-22641961

The only likable character was the Elder Gay.

#monsterdon #thecatgirl

"We've got reason to suspect you murdered a woman, but what the hell you're a white man we'll just call it good. Car wash, doctor? Have a nice night!"

Christ #Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #CatGirl, from 1957, is an unofficial remake of 1942's Cat People, which had its own official remake done in 1982. While we weren't "putting out fires with gasoline", like the 1982 remake, we did get:

A little table with ALL the glasses!
Love triangle! Well, more like a love rhombus, I suppose.
Big cat curse!
Camera jitterbug!
Worst psychiatrist ever!
A quick canary snack!

Anachronistic theme music:
https://youtu.be/i1O4iZOt23Q

The cops are going to CLEAN HIS CAR FOR HIM!?!?

HOLY *FUCK* these pigs #Monsterdon

"Doctor, can you come here a moment?"

One sec, disembodied voice! #Monsterdon

Oh no! Kitty got runned over! #Monsterdon #CatGirl1957

And THAT is why you keep your cats indoors. :/ #Monsterdon

"Is that you Leonora!?"

Well, that's an interesting question actually. #Monsterdon

Man, she's got all the directional sense of the cast of C.H.U.D. >_> #Monsterdon

"I decided to come after all."

I've decided I'd like to be a FRIEND of Dorothy :3 #Monsterdon

Dorothy walks down the street, passes two Draculas, Blacula, an H-Man... #Monsterdon