CMD
BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT FINALS

#FaggotTourney FINALS VOTING THREAD

Dear CHRIST what a final we have for you this weekend! Today's match is between two very, VERY special individuals:

First, in the GAY CORNER: NAS's own, the CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL: @SiRrogueKnight ! This man has spent much of the tournament COMPLETELY silent: a very wise strategy, but not enough to keep them out of the heat! They have spent YEARS posting absolute boomer cringe on NAS, getting into arguments with everyone and then running away like a pansy - and the first thing they do when they're exposed to the wider fediverse is to do the exact same thing to a handful of people who get around pretty well! Their next early mistake of launching dox threats earned them a COVETED spot on CMD's mutelist - the fact that the broader fediverse knew anything about this man propelled him past a highly competitive field: this man knocked out both Adam Curry - a man whose shitty behavior was foundational to NAS - and CSB - who is effectively a living meme at this point! Despite being able to contain himself through the center points of the tournament, he built up a huge pile of momentum: and now he's going back through the Tournament Organizer's year old posts - much like a jilted ex - to try to dig up anything to make CMD look like more of a clown than he already looks for hosting a faggot tournament! Needless to say, he wasn't successful.

echoteecat is out here campaigning HARD for this man: SiRrogueKnight has created weekly audio EAR RAPE for all of you to "enjoy," and he'd absolutely love for you to give it a listen!

Next, in the FAG CORNER: the VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER, Dancing Dicey - @BasedLunatic ! Much unlike his opponent, Dicey has consistently put out amusing posts - most of them funny because they make him look like a complete faggot. Routinely sperging out in the voting threads, this man has properly campaigned for himself, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny! Again, unlike his opponent, Dicey had a much easier bracket to fight against - with the exception of Maija, who honestly defeated themselves. Nevertheless, he has earned his position here in the finals of the faggot tournament.

Campaigning for Dicey to win is the usual dramafag crew: Owl, Sui, and friends. They have a giant pile of screencaps for you to enjoy, so give them a look and have a laugh at this guy's expense!

Attached is but a small sampling of what you can expect in this thread - vote for the person you want to see win, and absolutely come in and enjoy the fireworks that both sides of this fight have to offer! There's a beautiful sampling of music and art lined up for all of you, so please come in, and have a nice pile of fun laughing at these two gay men with the massive gay edge!
Richard

📢 #FaggotTourney FINALS!

HYPE POST: ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!

🚅 🚋 🚋 🚋 🚋 🚋 🚋 🚋 🚋 🚋

SRK has escaped our containment much to the chagrin of the fediverse.

This one will actually be a tough fight, i think the fedi will start to rally behind the competition just to thwart our voting block.

We have to get out all of NAS to get SRK the title he deserves!

@SiRrogueKnight 🏳️‍🌈 vs. @BasedLunatic ❓

VOTING THREAD WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT!

Stay tuned to this tag for updates: #FaggotTourneyUpdate

Partisan Night Slut :pns:

Melson massively misinterpreting the meaning of BFOTF:

#FaggotTourney

Jun 26, 2025, 17:56 · · · 0 · 0
CMD
FINALS #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD (DO NOT VOTE HERE):

The bracket has completely distended itself to accommodate the SHEER HOMOSEXUALITY of the TWO FINALISTS:

The VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER: BASED LUNATIC, AKA DANCING DICEY! That's @BasedLunatic

and...

The CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL, SIRROGUEKNIGHT - @SiRrogueKnight - who has blessed us with a WONDERFUL song celebrating his COMPLETE AND TOTAL VICTORY over JEFFERY CLIFFORD and THE VAXX GANG.

The finals will be held starting on the 27th of June, 10PM Central Time. Finals will run for EXACTLY 48 hours afterwards. This match will go until the very end no matter how wide of a margin one entrant has over the other.

Match results: If it wasn't clear, SRK beat Jeff 40-25.

Notes:

If things go wrong, then the tournament will continue at @ceoofmonoeyedating.

Rules for voting:

1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
Richard

📢 #FaggotTourney SEMIFINALS!

REPOST!!

It is time for the Adam :madam: and CSB :csb: voters to come together in solidarity with the SRK voters and put this obnoxious faggot into the finals!

SRK will win if we accentuate the fact that him winning may actually trigger the biggest sperg-out thread in fedi history.

@SiRrogueKnight 🏳️‍🌈 vs. @jeffcliff ❓

🥊 The homosexual pedophile that is obnoxious and unfunny vs Some guy, i guess

Vote here:

noauthority.social/@ceo_of_mon

NAS

noauthority.social
Richard

📢 #FaggotTourney SEMIFINALS!

It is time for the Adam :madam: and CSB :csb: voters to come together in solidarity with the SRK voters and put this obnoxious faggot into the finals!

SRK will win if we accentuate the fact that him winning may actually trigger the biggest sperg-out thread in fedi history.

@SiRrogueKnight 🏳️‍🌈 vs. @jeffcliff ❓

🥊 The homosexual pedophile that is obnoxious and unfunny vs Some guy, i guess

Vote here:

noauthority.social/@ceo_of_mon

NAS

noauthority.social
Jun 25, 2025, 11:12 · · · 1 · 0
CMD
Semifinals #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD (DO NOT VOTE HERE):

:aniwhat: It looks like the bracket expanded so that it can accommodate all of the faggotry that's taken place this tournament! What an absolute SHOCK!

Anyway, today's match is Jeff vs. SRK. It's been up for a little and it looks almost unanimous for SRK rn so like whatever.

Match result:

Dicey beat Tomato in a truly uneventful match, 29-19.

Notes:

@SiRrogueKnight has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.

If things go wrong, then the tournament will continue at @ceoofmonoeyedating.

The schedule:

June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)

Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!

Rules for voting:

1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
CMD
Faggot Tourney 2025 Semifinals, Match 2 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):

Jeff Cliff vs. SiRrogueKnight!

First, the Creamsissy Jeff Cliff! WHY is this man here? It looks like his matchups were...Andreas, Jonny Fever, and "vote for me and I'll post myself crossdressing."

Well. Anyway, this man just DELIGHTS in having a BIG STRONG DOCTOR fill him up with a HOT CREAMY LOAD of vaccine, and he wants to make sure all of you feel that same ECSTATIC BLISS of being protected from COVID!

Next, the Raging Homer Sensual SiRrogueKnight!

Wait, that's not CSB. Wait, that's not Adam Curry. Wait...this man beat BOTH of those? That's right, this man threatening to dox and stalk people has thrust him all the way to semifinals. So far, he's the only contestant who is muted by me - he's facing a ban from NAS after this tournament, and if there's any justice then that'll stick and nobody will have to be subjected to his ABSOLUTE FUCKING EARRAPE after this.

I'm posting this an hour early so I can go shower. Treat it like extra voting time.
Richard

📢 #FaggotTourney SEMIFINALS!

HYPE POST!

It is time for the Adam :madam: and CSB :csb: voters to come together in solidarity with the SRK voters and but this obnoxious faggot into the finals!

SRK will win if we accentuate the fact that him winning may actually trigger the biggest sperg-out thread in fedi history.

@SiRrogueKnight 🏳️‍🌈 vs. @jeffcliff ❓

VOTING THREAD WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT!

Stay tuned to this tag for updates: #FaggotTourneyUpdate

Jun 24, 2025, 18:36 · · · 1 · 0
CMD
Semifinals #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD (DO NOT VOTE HERE):

Today's the start of semifinals and...

Well, look at that. Just like last year, I think we all know what the result of these matches looks like! That's right, we have two years in a row of very simple semifinals! The tournament organizer sure loves it when he has time to prepare a wonderful finals match. :AYAYA:

So, prepare your hype cannons for the finals! This tournament organizer is expecting it to be between Dicey and SiRrogueKnight - and a lot of other people do too! If so, then this is another year where NAS comes and rallies for their favorite faggot, and the rest of Fedi comes and rallies for *their* favorite faggot!

Let's have another grand bash right at the end of faggot month! :ayaya_woke:

Match result:

Tomato beat Zonk, 16-11 or so. It was almost trying to be close but it kinda wasn't.

Notes:

@SiRrogueKnight has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.

If things go wrong, then the tournament will continue at @ceoofmonoeyedating.

The schedule:

June 23: Cum Foamer Dicey vs. Verminous Fruit Tomato.
June 24: Creamsissy Jeff Cliff vs. Raging Homer Sensual SiRrogueKnight

June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)

Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!

Rules for voting:

1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
CMD
Faggot Tourney 2025 Semifinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):

Based Lunatic vs. Tomato!

First, the Cum Foamer Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but he's managed to topple the first seed, Maija, in what can only be described as...well honestly we just let him win that because we didn't want to see pedophile shit in the voting thread again.

Next, we have the 3rd seed - Tomato! This verminous fruit is absolutely dripping with LUST. Over anything - ANYTHING - with a hole. He's calmed down quite a bit this last year, but he has a past of chasing after trannies. Due to this, he has a reputation for grooming Paulo into trooning out. His repeated "tfw no X gf" posts are a hallmark on this side of fedi, and despite being somewhat liked he is still undeniably GAY.