pleasant looking females be on public transportation and bitch i'm one of em

@georgia do you have laser eyes?

@meeper i'm very respectful ackshually

@georgia @meeper

@emilis @meeper i take opportune furtive glances smh

@georgia @meeper you're talking to a man, you don't have to pretend you're being respectful

@emilis @georgia @meeper

respectful of the desire not to get caught. subtle like the thief.

@dubh @georgia @meeper That's a given, don't be brazen about it

@emilis @dubh @meeper if i catch myself looking at a woman too long i always look in the distance behind them and to the side for much longer or i look at random other people
life hacks

@georgia @dubh @meeper rookie

@emilis @dubh @meeper i've considered getting sunglasses but why deny the world my lovely eyes? see i'm not selfish

@georgia @dubh @meeper the fuck you need sunglasses for

@emilis @dubh @meeper so i get to look at tits without making people uncomfortable!
i swear it was never a serious conceit, just you know, wow if i had sunglasses... yknow? gosh are you a cop or something