Need to work up the courage to invite a girl to my house, making her expect sex, only to get a 9 hour long lecture on Touhou lore, help me bros

@TheInsanePenguin Have sex after the lecture.

@Zerglingman how do i get to the lecture first tho

@TheInsanePenguin "Hey, wanna hear about Touhou?"

@Zerglingman but girls don't know what video games are, i need to lure them in without getting a restraining order

@TheInsanePenguin "So there's this cool thing. It needs some context... Touhou is a series of games by a Japanese guy, it's full of cute anime girls shooting magic at each other, also Cirno is a baka. It makes sense in context. Anyway, so..."

@Zerglingman But dude the moment I say "series of games" I'm done, restraining order is already on its way to my house. How do I get girl in house without giving away the game plan?

@TheInsanePenguin If she doesn't want to hear about videogames, why do you want to give her a Touhou lecture?

@Zerglingman Because then I can get her to dress up as Utsuho Reiuji during sex, duh.

@TheInsanePenguin Can't you do that without the context?

@Zerglingman I guess but what if she starts asking questions when we get down to business? I think explaining the plot of Subterranean Animism right when we're about to fuck is gonna be a real pacing disaster.

@TheInsanePenguin Well, you could relatively easily test that by starting the explanation and observing the reaction?
Like... If she doesn't want to listen beforehand, she probably won't ask later.

@Zerglingman Fascinating, you are doing wonders for the field of woman observation, my friend.