@VD15 another date idea: burying your girlfriend in the cask of amontillado.
@rikkatakarada I would never
@VD15 it’s literally what you did! You killed me by immurement.
@rikkatakarada Hey, the gravel killed you, I didn’t have anything to do with it!
@VD15 you’re the one that placed the gravel! It’s why I kept stabbing you!
@rikkatakarada I don’t appreciate that unfounded allegation!
@VD15 it’s not unfounded if it’s true!!!
@rikkatakarada You got a source for that!?
@VD15 I was there!!
You literally buried me in gravel!!
@rikkatakarada (!) Independent fact checkers have deemed this claim: mostly false
@VD15 you cannot be an independent fact checker for a claim against you.
@rikkatakarada This is all just hearsay
@VD15 it is not hearsay, and the court record will show that it is not! My client is the innocent victim in all this!
@rikkatakarada Overruled! I judge the defendant ‘not guilty’!
@VD15 YOU ARE THE DEFENDANT. YOU CAN’T ALSO BE THE JUDGE.
@rikkatakarada I hereby find the prosecution in contempt of court.
@VD15 Do you know what contempt of court is?
@rikkatakarada Of course I do! I’m a lawyer and a defense attorney!
@VD15 you’re obviously neither because you don’t know what you’re talking about.
@rikkatakarada I’m also a professional witness and a jury
@VD15 are you a crisis actor, too?
@rikkatakarada We prefer the term ‘method actor’
@VD15 so was Sandy hook real, or not?
@rikkatakarada Jury is still out on that one
@VD15 either way, you tried to kill me.
@rikkatakarada First of all, I succeeded.
Second of all, I didn’t try to kill you.
@VD15 So you admit it!!!!
@rikkatakarada I admit that you died and I had nothing to do with it!
@rikkatakarada This evidence was not provided to the defense prior to the court case, thus cannot be submitted in court.
@VD15 it absolutely can be submitted in court since it was an admission in court.
@rikkatakarada The judge has already passed a verdict!
@VD15 YOU ARE NOT A JUDGE
@rikkatakarada I AM JUDGE, JURY AND DEFENSE ATTORNEY!