Yes. All of the women on fedi are actually grey haired men with fade flat tops, a belt badge holder, a glock 19 and a strange smug look on their face while they make vaguely lewd posts to bait lads into DMs. Fucking fags.

@MisterRogersSnapped God, I fucking wish. That makes me sound so much cooler than. I actually am.

@rikkatakarada

I won't simp but you are definitely cooler than a random fed.

@MisterRogersSnapped @rikkatakarada She's not the fed employee of the month for 3 consecutive months for nothing.

@Hibou @rikkatakarada

I really do wish I hadn't told her everything about my plans before I did the image search.:(

@MisterRogersSnapped @rikkatakarada Live and learn. It's not too late to say that those plans are only for your next game of minecraft. It's a flawless trick.

@Hibou @rikkatakarada Yeah but then she might think I lack courage in my convictions. Nope, I'm a man of my word.

@MisterRogersSnapped @rikkatakarada A proud man. I can respect that!

@Hibou @rikkatakarada "Your honor, I did it for the egirl. I hope you understand.

Besides, those alien bastards never knew what hit them."

@MisterRogersSnapped @rikkatakarada Makes sense. Not guilty!