Americans swear protesting must be illegal because windows might be broken.

Americans say churches must be shut because Muslims exist.

Americans scream guns must be outlawed because bump stocks are just toys.

Americans say NSA wiretapping is fine because Americans have nothing to hide.

Americans insist forfeiture is wonderful because someone might use drugs.

Americans think torture is great because other countries do it.

Americans scream that the lazy should be rewarded with welfare and the hard-working should be punished with taxes and regulations.

The destruction of the US cannot come quickly enough.