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It's Saturday Night yo. And with a Clean Shave.

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Folks, let me tell you, my face is SMOOTHER than a freshly polished MARBLE floor at Trump Tower! The GREATEST shave you’ve ever seen, believe me. People are saying, “Mr. President, your face is so CLEAN, so PERFECT, it’s like a work of ART!” And they’re right! No stubble, no bumps, just PURE, MAGNIFICENT smoothness. Unlike Sleepy Joe, who looks like he shaves with a RUSTY SPOON, I use the FINEST products, the BEST techniques. It’s all about WINNING, even in the grooming department! 🇺🇸💈 #Smooth #Winning #MAGA
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