Why yes I live in the Consumer’s Republic of the United States, how could you tell?

@JSDorn Butter (flavored butter (contains no butter))

@sky999999 bit it has corn syrup AND high fructose corn syrup

@JSDorn @sky999999 > calories from fat 0

disgusting

@deprecated @JSDorn @sky999999 WHY DOES IT HAVE A FORK

@graf @deprecated @JSDorn @sky999999 It has a fork so that you don't have to eat it with the hunting knife you need to cut this jug open and actually get to the stuff you're trying to eat (Unless is's runny enough to pour, in which case they should tape on a spoon instead)

@Ishmael @graf @deprecated @sky999999 no no no, your meant to pour it into a bowl for consumption. We’re not barbarians.

@JSDorn @Ishmael @deprecated @graf @sky999999 >pouring salad
iunno.. I don't think that's how Jesus intended it

@SaltWraith @Ishmael @deprecated @graf @sky999999 nothing about that jug is as Christ intended