Happy New Years friends
WAIT I FORGOT DECEMBER HAS 31 DAYS, ITS NOT NEW YEARS
@hidden happy premature new years
@MischievousTomato Happy New Years eve eve
@ai @MischievousTomato GIRL WHOS ENTIRE PERSONALITY IS COUNTING DOWN 365 DAYS TO NEW YEARS
@hidden @MischievousTomato she's a 10 but she doesn't know the knuckle trick
@ai @MischievousTomato whats the knuckle trick
@ai @MischievousTomato THIS TRICK SUCKS
@ai @MischievousTomato It's like the time I "cheated" on a test by drawing all the answers on myself in a code language thereby ACCIDENTALLY STUDYING FOR THE TEST
wait wait the trick is to count out the months on your knuckles until you get to the one you want. You don’t memorize which month goes with each knuckle!!
@ai I can remmber the order of months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
press X to doubt ;);)
BUT
I gotta admit, when I saw you had the wrong day for New Years, I kept assuming that Canada is somehow in its own time zone which is an entire day ahead...
BUT
I gotta admit, when I saw you had the wrong day for New Years, I kept assuming that Canada is somehow in its own time zone which is an entire day ahead...
@ai @hidden Yeah it is we actually have an extra dimension you can enter by digging through the snow wherein time goes parallel to the rest of the earth. It's frequently designated as a separate timezone, though it'd be more accurate to say it's a separate temporal hyperplane. Really useful for when you need a few more hours of sleep, or need more time to study for a test.
Based on our relatively high life-expectancy, I have to assume most Canadians don't know about it. If more did, more people would age there, and so from the perspective of the rest of the world, Canadians would die sooner.
It really says something about our education system that something so useful and ubiquitous isn't taught in our schools. Absolutely shameful.
Based on our relatively high life-expectancy, I have to assume most Canadians don't know about it. If more did, more people would age there, and so from the perspective of the rest of the world, Canadians would die sooner.
It really says something about our education system that something so useful and ubiquitous isn't taught in our schools. Absolutely shameful.
@MercurialBlack @hidden Aha. A little pocket universe, hidden between all those yawning canyons of snow. Thank you for letting me in on the secret, it actually answers a number of questions I've had lately:
- Where is @Leaflord building his holy ethnostate?
- Where were all the vaccines dumped so as to never be found?
- If Canada only gets 2.5 seasons, where does the rest of the time go?
- Why do leafs say that it is especially beautiful when it snows more than usual, when Canada's "usual" includes lots of snow anyways?
- How does @jeffcliff manage to shitpost for 25 hours every day?
- How can a country have its entire economy founded on maple syrup exports, when it takes up to two entire days to boil down sap to make syrup?
- Where is @Leaflord building his holy ethnostate?
- Where were all the vaccines dumped so as to never be found?
- If Canada only gets 2.5 seasons, where does the rest of the time go?
- Why do leafs say that it is especially beautiful when it snows more than usual, when Canada's "usual" includes lots of snow anyways?
- How does @jeffcliff manage to shitpost for 25 hours every day?
- How can a country have its entire economy founded on maple syrup exports, when it takes up to two entire days to boil down sap to make syrup?
@ai @hidden @Leaflord @jeffcliff
Please forgive me if my answers are unsatisfying. I can only detail what I have experienced and the fragments of esoteria I've read. I may often delve into speculation.
1. You'd have to ask him. I'd assume one of the northern territories, where not many people live due to the constant winter. It may warm up in the future.
2. From what I understand, they bore a hole through the tectonic plates in Manitoba to create a volcano to sacrifice the vaccines to Science. Unfortunately, this means we're gonna experience earthquakes now. :/
3. This is a phenomena that's still being explored. This is why we can access the perpendicular dimension. It's a parity break in time; the handedness of the dimensions is biased in favour of The Canadian Timezone. Unfortunately, the physics of it is far beyond me.
4. Liquid time in vaccines. If you keep injecting yourself you get The World.
5. Vertical maple tree farms. If you've ever heard of the CN tower, that's just filled with maple trees. About a third of the buildings in our major cities are just filled with maple trees.
I hope that was sufficiently satisfying. Once again, I'm sorry for my lack of knowledge, I not not a quantum physicist nor a Canadologist.
Please forgive me if my answers are unsatisfying. I can only detail what I have experienced and the fragments of esoteria I've read. I may often delve into speculation.
1. You'd have to ask him. I'd assume one of the northern territories, where not many people live due to the constant winter. It may warm up in the future.
2. From what I understand, they bore a hole through the tectonic plates in Manitoba to create a volcano to sacrifice the vaccines to Science. Unfortunately, this means we're gonna experience earthquakes now. :/
3. This is a phenomena that's still being explored. This is why we can access the perpendicular dimension. It's a parity break in time; the handedness of the dimensions is biased in favour of The Canadian Timezone. Unfortunately, the physics of it is far beyond me.
4. Liquid time in vaccines. If you keep injecting yourself you get The World.
5. Vertical maple tree farms. If you've ever heard of the CN tower, that's just filled with maple trees. About a third of the buildings in our major cities are just filled with maple trees.
I hope that was sufficiently satisfying. Once again, I'm sorry for my lack of knowledge, I not not a quantum physicist nor a Canadologist.
@MercurialBlack @hidden @Leaflord @jeffcliff Incroyable. Thank you for sharing this wisdom.
> Unfortunately, this means we're gonna experience earthquakes now
So called "free thinkers" when the sciencevolcano creates a scienceearthquake which dislodges new fossils showing that humans domesticated dinosaurs.
> Liquid time in vaccines. If you keep injecting yourself you get The World.
Vaccines actually make you live longer, but they also make you live *faster*. Every victim of "myocarditis" actually lived 200 years of subjective time; we only think they had heart swelling because of how much exercise their hearts got in such a compressed time.
Vaccines were developed as a way of slowing down climate change, by speeding up our subjective time.
> About a third of the buildings in our major cities are just filled with maple trees.
And about a third of your population is just maple leafs.
Truly insightful, thanks again.
P.S. I'd be the shirt on my back that the SCP Foundation has a deepwell site in there.
> Unfortunately, this means we're gonna experience earthquakes now
So called "free thinkers" when the sciencevolcano creates a scienceearthquake which dislodges new fossils showing that humans domesticated dinosaurs.
> Liquid time in vaccines. If you keep injecting yourself you get The World.
Vaccines actually make you live longer, but they also make you live *faster*. Every victim of "myocarditis" actually lived 200 years of subjective time; we only think they had heart swelling because of how much exercise their hearts got in such a compressed time.
Vaccines were developed as a way of slowing down climate change, by speeding up our subjective time.
> About a third of the buildings in our major cities are just filled with maple trees.
And about a third of your population is just maple leafs.
Truly insightful, thanks again.
P.S. I'd be the shirt on my back that the SCP Foundation has a deepwell site in there.
@ai @hidden @Leaflord @jeffcliff Fucking Canadian government keeps giving the SCP Foundation grants for doing fucking nothing other than storing metadimensional horrors underground it's fucking stupid. Store that shit in Bangladesh or Guam or under the Bermuda triangle or something, don't make make me worry about tripping down a hole into an alternate dimension filled with writhing piles and flesh and giant lizards and ⚠ 
💢.
I guess the scientific discoveries from drilling into the earth will be cool. And if you wanna sacrifice all the vaccines, cool, go ahead. Just don't do it so close to where I live.
Yeah ever since the government deregulated the time market things have been absolutely insane. It's one of those things that make you go, 'why the fuck hasn't this caused the apocalypse!?!' There's fuckers running around experiencing things hundreds of times slower than everyone else, writing entire novels in minutes, directly interfacing their brains with computers to transmit information faster than their bodies will allow. It's easier for terrorists to torture information outta people, it's being used by prisons to force people to live through insanely high sentences, it's used by pianists to memorize pieces five minutes before they perform, it's used by mathematicians to beat computers. It's terrifying and every night I pray to God that somehow this genie will be shoved back in its bottle.
It's actually surprising how similar maple leafs are to humans. They share 50% of their DNA, in fact. They're known to interbreed, the offspring either being human or maple leaf (though they can carry recessive genes of one or the other). A lotta people don't like that the 'maple race' is being 'diluted by human filth', but myself, I don't care. If it's intelligent enough to consent then have fun I guess.
💢.I guess the scientific discoveries from drilling into the earth will be cool. And if you wanna sacrifice all the vaccines, cool, go ahead. Just don't do it so close to where I live.
Yeah ever since the government deregulated the time market things have been absolutely insane. It's one of those things that make you go, 'why the fuck hasn't this caused the apocalypse!?!' There's fuckers running around experiencing things hundreds of times slower than everyone else, writing entire novels in minutes, directly interfacing their brains with computers to transmit information faster than their bodies will allow. It's easier for terrorists to torture information outta people, it's being used by prisons to force people to live through insanely high sentences, it's used by pianists to memorize pieces five minutes before they perform, it's used by mathematicians to beat computers. It's terrifying and every night I pray to God that somehow this genie will be shoved back in its bottle.
It's actually surprising how similar maple leafs are to humans. They share 50% of their DNA, in fact. They're known to interbreed, the offspring either being human or maple leaf (though they can carry recessive genes of one or the other). A lotta people don't like that the 'maple race' is being 'diluted by human filth', but myself, I don't care. If it's intelligent enough to consent then have fun I guess.
@MercurialBlack @hidden @Leaflord @jeffcliff Best fanfic I've read in a while and it's about a fucking country ... makin me want to move there 😩
Once again, for those you who happen to be in the pocket dimension, happy hidden new year!! And, hey, if you have a moment ... try and let me know how the stock market is doing, would'ya?
Good night dear friends! 🍁
Once again, for those you who happen to be in the pocket dimension, happy hidden new year!! And, hey, if you have a moment ... try and let me know how the stock market is doing, would'ya?
Good night dear friends! 🍁
>making me want to move there
I see he only told you about the good things and omitted the more... unpleasant parts of living here.
Namely the Long Night. When we enter that long period of darkness in the winter and are forced to fortify our homes against those things the sun forces into hiding for the rest of the year. Christmas here isn't as much a celebration as it's a headcount to see who is still alive in the family.
Statistically speaking if one makes it to Christmas they usually make it to spring. Woe to those who find themselves out there when the Long Night descends upon us.
In the cities it's not so bad, in fact one might say that the horrors which stalk the race of man are about as active the rest of the year as they are on the Long Night. I suspect it has to do with the tight mesh of electrice cables and wires which cover most of civilization. If you live in the suburbs or in the country however it becomes gradually more dangerous.
Although some do make a sport of it.
I can't confirm or deny if I partake, as the practice is illegal. (Hunting the Hunters during the Long Night breaks several covenants the feds have made)
I see he only told you about the good things and omitted the more... unpleasant parts of living here.
Namely the Long Night. When we enter that long period of darkness in the winter and are forced to fortify our homes against those things the sun forces into hiding for the rest of the year. Christmas here isn't as much a celebration as it's a headcount to see who is still alive in the family.
Statistically speaking if one makes it to Christmas they usually make it to spring. Woe to those who find themselves out there when the Long Night descends upon us.
In the cities it's not so bad, in fact one might say that the horrors which stalk the race of man are about as active the rest of the year as they are on the Long Night. I suspect it has to do with the tight mesh of electrice cables and wires which cover most of civilization. If you live in the suburbs or in the country however it becomes gradually more dangerous.
Although some do make a sport of it.
I can't confirm or deny if I partake, as the practice is illegal. (Hunting the Hunters during the Long Night breaks several covenants the feds have made)
>In the cities it's not so bad
Nah, Toronto is still worse. Hunting terrors of the night sounds a dream in comparison.
Nah, Toronto is still worse. Hunting terrors of the night sounds a dream in comparison.
Ain't that the truth
What the fuck
@MercurialBlack @aceattorneybot @ai @hidden @Leaflord @parker @jeffcliff Maybe the text was too much to render?
@MercurialBlack @ai @hidden @aceattorneybot @Leaflord @parker @jeffcliff I like this version more anyways.
Ain't that the truth (absolutely ICONIC Leaf Lord catchphrase)
