Your periodic reminder that (((ashley))) belongs in a grave and Malon lives in all of our hearts as the sweet farm girl you were supposed to marry if Hitler had won.

RT: https://detroitriotcity.com/objects/e3e94613-4a5b-48b1-b3a5-0031ba0d1d77

@john_darksoul @ChristiJunior Ashley is the only one who even knows who Hitler is retard and her last name is Graves so in fact it is Andrew who belongs in a Graves!

@WandererUber @ChristiJunior SMUT! And in Hyrule Link IS Hitler. Hail Hyrule!

@john_darksoul @ChristiJunior Implying he should marry Malon is the admission that you don't want the hero to do what is necessary and free the princess and complete his path and marry her. A spiritual smallness of the soul. Imagine if Hitler married some foid from the sticks before ascending to chancellor that's what your ideal is. Concerning!

@WandererUber @ChristiJunior >implying
As if Link needs Zelda to be king. You lack the ambition of a true ruler. Does Caesar require a woman to rule? A warrior who has conquered time picks the bride of his choosing.

AND THE CHOICE IS CLEAR! HAIL MALON! HAIL HYRULE! HAIL OUR PEOPLE!

@john_darksoul @ChristiJunior >does not care if the rulers are even of noble blood
>no concern for the line of succession
His tar-black peasant leninist soul finally revealed.
So much for being based. What coal.

@WandererUber @ChristiJunior We’re in and out of lore here. I’m going to ignore it. All kings come from those who conquered and remain kings for only as long as they can keep it. Link is the vitality. Malon is the wholesome representation of the will of the people. Link can take that and do with Hyrule what is necessary for their prosperity, casting down the Zeldanian banker overlords.