Bing is surprisingly porn friendly for a search engine. Turn off SafeSearch and watch how all your Image searches eventually devolve into porn.
I just wanted a few Rydia images. A few scrolls later: tentacle porn. #NSFW
Head canon
Dark Vader rises back from the dead to force choke Mickey Mouse, and uses a brand new Death Star to destroy the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
Honorable mention just because I'm sure there is the potential for a joke about binary somewhere in there.
You know... there's something I've never really done on social media... Don't think I'll make a habit out of it, but here's some lewds, just for the hell of it. #NSFW
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...