Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Not gonna lie, I'm not that far off.

Weirdest thing Youtube has ever recommended to me.
I'm not sure how to react...

To the Dark Souls horny jail you go!

This is @nonetrix after cooming all day. Don't be like nonetrix. Don't be a coomer.

Easiest shitpost I've ever made.

100% accurate.

Very few people know what really happened that fateful day of May 16th, 200-.

This is how you successfully perform a Romanian matting call.

Beware! They are learning.

>1998 war shooter game.
>has "diversity" representation
I'm so sick and tired of the feminist narrative that somehow gaming has ever been inherently a boy's club.

Rosenberg is a bit too self-aware in this version...
Rosenberg: "Hi! I'm here to die!"

I've been tricked... there was no woman in this room.

Uhmmm.... how?! Do I get a free teleport out, or how is this supposed to work?

This makes perfect sense.

Also, a scientist implied I wanted to be a princess... also mentioned a castle... I thought I was playing as Barney Calhoun, not Princess Peach.

This reads like some very bad depression advice.