We interrupt this .... whatever, to bring you an important public announcement:
MattPat, aka the Game Theory/Film Theory/Food Theory guy has hired non-other than the human blob known as Moviebob on his writing team.
Do what you want with this information.
Proof attached, just in case you don't believe me.
Just another random person passing by.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...