Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@Philoxenus
Well, you can start like this: hey, @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz ! Get back in the kitchen and make me that sandwich!

@galena @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
Reminds me of that Pink song.

You heard the man. Start treating @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz like you would a woman. Let's help him fulfill his dream!

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @fluffy @chj0
Sorry fam, no magical Harry Potter polyjuice potion in real life.

>cry for cock
CockCry... has a nice ring to it. Could be a porn parody for the FarCry series.

@fluffy @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
Fuck you bitch! I'll speak when I want to.

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @fluffy
I thought it was a cry for cock.

@fluffy @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
You did it, didn't you...

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
Can you put a NOT in front of your statement, so I can qualify?

@georgia
But... it's literally impossible...

cause I was never a furry in the first place.

@11112011
I swear, I was trying my best to be wrong. I though "well, agriculture on Mars might be feasible with enough terraforming, so maybe I should say Moon instead".

@11112011
My second guess would be: The release of the first Tesla Traktor

@11112011
The first steps towards agriculture on the Moon.

@DoomVoyager
Might as well be a greentext. Without proof this has 0 value.

@kozarawo @kumicota
Not for end user at least.
And the Apple "geniuses" can't be bothered anyway to actually fix something. All they're qualified to do is sell you a replacement macbook and tell you it's your fault for not paying Apple for their backup service.

@kumicota
The best part is when they blame you for not paying premium for their backup service, making it entirely 100% your fault that their faulty update destroyed all your private data (that you probably wouldn't want on their hackable cloud storage anyway).

@emilis
So what you're saying is that you had a date with Corona-chan?

@emilis
Were you in a bad mood or something yesterday?