Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@emilis
>lactose intolerance
Yup, definitely 100% gay and only gay.

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
>I'm wet cause I was buried deep down in pussy!

@chjara @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
bruh...

And that was the day when @emilis became gay.

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
Not gonna lie, I'm not as happy to hear that as I thought I would.

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
Slut!!

@meeper @icedquinn @emilis
Isn't Dota a MOBA, not a MMO?

@lucifargundam @icedquinn
I think there was a thing in America where they wouldn't give "black" blood to white people or "white" blood to black people. So there was a bit of racism in the blood donation system.

@emilis
We have no choice left. We need to euthanize you.

@emilis
Dota 1 or Dota 2?

@critical
That just sounds like it could cause a kernel panic.

@Stellar
I've never heard of a snake doing that, let alone see it. What the hell...

How do I factory reset the planet?

@Rasp
Pretty sure that's satire. Still, that's a scary idea.

@amolith
inb4 Apple auto-activates iCloud backup by default for all users with a system update.

@pasture @r @roytam1
^this.
Of course your smartphone runs Windows underneath. How else would you even be able to transfer files to it with your Windows computer?

This is how you successfully perform a Romanian matting call.

@gat @Awoo@neckbeard.xyz
I'm Romanian. We say that the firing is performed manually. (as can be seen in the Romanian wiki page for a Romanian pistol).

https://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_Carpa%C8%9Bi_Md._1974

You can say that the reloading is "automatic", but only the reloading. Putting a blanket "the gun is automatic" label gives it a completely different meaning, seeing as people are obviously more concerned about the firing part.

@Stellar
You switch browsers.