Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

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@volume @TheAncestor
He's just jealous awoos aren't allowed to have guns. The government deemed them too irresponsible to have them.

@volume @TheAncestor
He won't do it. He's too busy sniffing feet.

@TheAncestor
I don't know... I'm guessing you were trying to say I'm superior, but that's a really weird way of saying that.

@TheAncestor
Not sure what you mean by this.

What breed of dog is Awoo? I believe he's a chihuahua.

Toamna is gay.

@TREL @RUSHIFA
Being racist at over 200mph (320km/h) is hella based.

@igelsQTs@neckbeard.xyz
Perfect pink bunny.

Stop being straight. Be a Nascar track.

Stop being a Nascar track. Be a Formula 1 track.

Stop being straight. Be a 90 degree bend.

@RUSHIFA @TheAncestor
That's the main hypothesis, but I've also heard that they're doing it out of frustration that they can't reach their prey. I've seen them chirp at literal flies on the walls. It's one of their weirder behaviors.

Stop being gay. Be straight.

Stop being straight. Be gay.

@MischievousTomato@neckbeard.xyz @coolboymew
Don't know what Joel you're talking about, but I believe you.

@RUSHIFA @TheAncestor
Oh, this clip is really old. So old that years ago I've seen an old show on Discovery explaining that the cat was basically trying to get rid of a fur ball.

I've seen plenty of cats chirping too, but nobody seems to know why they're doing it.

@MischievousTomato@neckbeard.xyz @coolboymew
I kinda assumed everyone with an inner voice could do that too. My inner voice imitations are not quite perfect though, and I think they usually work better for songs.

@TheAncestor
You do realize this proves cats are the better pet, right? Why get a dog when cats can also shapeshift into dogs?

@furgar
I never got the reading on the toilet thing... like what's going on with your bowels that you have time to get bored and need something to read until the shit comes out?!