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Dream prophecy 

First came the humans. Then came the mutants. Then they started mixing together and then there was death.

Seems I had a dream of the beginning of a war between humans and mutants.

@Xalef
No. MS-DOS is the one true OS that will live on and survive the apocalypse.

@chesapeake
Also saying "nigger". Don't forget about the nigger part. Damn nigger...

The French aren't human 

Macros Plus anime introduces a new character, Sharon. Doesn't actually show her, just has someone else talk about how she's a singer and not human. Then the anime immediately proceeds to play a song in French.

Everybody knows that men are the better cooks. The only reason we constantly demand women make us sandwiches is because we want to see them improve by practicing.

@verita84 @Terry
^This. Please explain what stupidity he got himself into this time.

@fluffy @lottev
Doesn't really matter. Besides, better is pretty subjective when it comes to food.

@lottev
My point was, that all over the world we know them as croissant. It's not just the french that call them that. Meanwhile, this is the first time I've heard the word "kipferi".

@puniko
Is that the James Webb space telescope? I know it was supposed to be launched today.

@lottev
huh... then why does it have a french sounding name instead of a german sounding one?

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