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@vib
Yeah, that looks like a very normal fedi conversation to me.

@Alex
Only other Alyx I've managed to find a while back (who isn't my alt account) is a furry dude.

@Stellar @VD15
Do an experiment. Make as many kids as possible and track their heights.

@VD15 @Stellar
You know what... he's right. Go for it! At least to see whether the kid will inherit your genes or hers. What is stronger: the tall chad factor, or the smoll cute factor.

@Stellar
You make her sound so cute, that now I want to pick her up and pet her and all that.

@r000t
I only recognize 4 of the band names, and BTS already looks completely out of place.

@Stellar
I'm betting she doesn't like to be picked up because basically everyone reacts the same way when they meet her.

@mametsuko
That's like asking if the vintage of a wine matters.
Of course it matters, a lot! Japanese are the highest quality girlfriends one could get! They're a luxury good that would significantly improve the life of anyone who even comes near one.

@mametsuko
An easier question would be, who doesn't need a Japanese girlfriend?

@VD15
It's my metal ass, I decide what people do to it. And if I command people to kiss it, you better believe they'll kiss it.

@Humpleupagus @diresock
I believe they're meant to be reusable. Meaning you don't need 6 million suicide pods. You just need to get 6 million people, of a particular genealogy, to be willing to wait in line.

@vib
What are you talking about? There are no girls on fedi...

@vib
In that case, what do you need a grillfriend for? You did a good job by yourself. Besides, you're a man, YOU are the one that needs to handle the grill.

@vib
Oh ok. Those 2 pieces were so black, that I couldn't tell what they were. Then it looks pretty good.

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