Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Give me one good reason for why I shouldn't usher in the apocalypse.

The Don is amazing. All hail The Don!

I will provide no further context to this.

I wonder what's the average number of alts the average fedi user has.

Imagine unironically blocking people for improper emoji use.

As a note, I advocate for the genocide of all emojis.

Ok, maybe 2 things.

There's only one good thing that came out of Mass Effect Andromeda.

I can't remember if I remade this one myself, or found it online. It's pretty high quality though, so I have a feeling it's my work.

I actually made this into my phone's boot up animation once.

I should start making my own GIFs again. That was fun.

I'm fully embracing my own stupidity.

I remembered I literally have a Gilmore Girls meme folder, so for the past 10 minutes I've literally been laughing by myself like an idiot while browsing through them.

I missed my old meme folder. Haven't used them in a long time.

*puts tinfoil hat on*
Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.
Jeffrey Epstein was framed and is completely innocent of all charges, but there was too much evidence manufactured against him so he gave up fighting for his freedom and committed suicide.

*takes tinfoil hat off*

Apparently if you say "fuck" too many times in a post you attract the attention of the porn posters.

Okay 😐

Google must be desperate. Constantly showing me Google Home ads on Youtube.

Guest appearance by Rosa. #NSFW

Bing is surprisingly porn friendly for a search engine. Turn off SafeSearch and watch how all your Image searches eventually devolve into porn.
I just wanted a few Rydia images. A few scrolls later: tentacle porn. #NSFW

Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't want this? #NSFW