Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Dreamt I took a pet snake out for a walk. The snake was smoll enough that I was holding it in one hand.

Technically, all video games are pixelated.

Has anyone kept count of how many times Valve failed to count to 3?

Valve's next game:
3-3 3: Episode 3

There are so many "Half-Life is the best thing since slice bread" videos out there, I wonder if anyone had the courage to do a "Half-Life sucks" video.

sudo pacman
sudo pacwoman

Epistle 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM-m-Betbpw

Reminder: there is no fridge

You are gay.
Your father is gay.
Your grandfather was gay.
Your great-grandfather was gay.
You come from a long line of proud gays.
And you alone has managed to make all your ancestors proud by being the gayest of them all.

>as a vegan
go kill yourself

I contemplated owning a fedora, many years ago. It was because of the fedora wearing atheist meme. The contemplation lasted 1-2 minutes.

Penis weenus

Go breed yourself.

sudo baka

You will eat the bugs.
You will sleep in the pod.
I will fuck your mom.
You will own nothing.
And you will be happy.

I doubt the story is true, but it's still hilarious to imagine that it is.