Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

In an alternate timeline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWG2a6Mc19A

What makes for a better shooter:

>Rakieta Law was on EFAP
>the episode is about She-Hulk
Man, it's a hard decision whether to watch this... but Rakieta Law has so much potential on that show.

Have you tried not doing that?

Back in the day I remember playing a demo for the Desperados game, and it had the most insanely long loading time. It felt like waiting 10 minutes for it to load, but it was worth it.

But looking back, I can't help to wonder if my subjective feeling at that time was wrong by a long shot. I never timed the loading screen, and other games at that time I compared against weren't loading snails even on that old hardware.
I'd wager that I've witnessed longer loading screens from modern games than I ever did from that old demo.

Reject flash storage modernity.
Embrace magnetic plate tradition.

I wonder how the timeline where Duke Nukem is Eternal and Doom Forever, is like.

Reminder that we live in the timeline in which Tim "The Beanie" Pool is a top billboard singer.

The world is not real. We're all the creation of a drug addict's mind on crack.

Everything is a butt plug if you're gay enough.

I love dicking around with YouTube like this.

If you're a Half-Life fan, here's a mod you should play: Entropy: Zero 2.

It's a mod for Half-Life 2, about as long as Episode 2. Mostly uses familiar weapons, but also brings back some beta concepts (and uses them very well). Has good original voice acting and a great story that for now fits with the canon. Very much feels like a Half-Life game.
You can also play it's predecessor, Entropy Zero, but it's not a requirement for the overall story. Entropy Zero is a much less ambitious project than it's sequel, but still fun. Both are available on Steam.

*minor spoilers*
*you were warned*
You play as a combine soldier, so you get quite a different experience, with different enemy types. If you're a HL veteran, you're gonna see the return of a few old alien "friends" that will try to maul you. You're also gonna encounter some basic Portal puzzle elements. Not anything too hard, but if you're completely unfamiliar with it, you might be confused one or two times.

Don't want to give any story spoilers, but I'll add this: do the "gnome" achievement. It's easier than in Episode 2, and it's worth it.