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Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam!

Death to all people! Eventually... of old age probably. Some of them in car accidents... some slipping in the bathtub... a couple of freak electrocutions... but... death to everyone!

Don't forget to like and pledge eternal servitude to Satan! And hit that bell to sign away your soul!

There's like a 5% chance that an asteroid hits the Moon in 2032.

New idea. cannons that are made from Canon printers, which themselves are made from Cannon polymers, cannons which shoot Kanon print-outs.

Kanon Cannon Canon cannon.
And the knowledge repository of such cannons:
Kanon Cannon Canon cannon canon.
Perfect.

I guess the Cannon Canon printers could be printing out Kanon, while they're being fired out of a Cannon cannon... but how do I put this into a single sentence?

Was wondering if there's any other spelling of "cannon"... there is an anime called Kanon!!! I need a second to think about how to incorporate this...

I love the internet. cannon.com/about-us/

Now we can have: Cannon cannons. Unbelievable revolution! Or... maybe even...

Cannon Canon Cannon cannons. And of course you'll need a canon to keep track of all knowledge regarding such amazing devices.
So a Cannon Canon Cannon cannon canon is in order. Hazah!

I started with:
cannon canon vs canon cannon,
but somehow ended up with:
cannon canon vs canon cannon vs Canon cannon

Someone needs to make a company, or a project named "Cannon", just so I can make this even more absurd.

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