Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

TFW you go to sleep listening to a karaoke stream, only for you to wake up just in time for the streamer to rick roll you.

It's been 80 years since last time US dropped a nuke on someone. Maybe it's about time for a return. Maybe we can get a small one at least. Would be nice.

Can we give a Nobel prize to whoever made btrfs?

terraform the Moon
terraform Mars
terraform your mom

The 5 fundamental forces of nature:
1) gravity
2) electromagnetism
3) strong nuclear force
4) weak nuclear force
5) gayness

The AI overlord will kill me for this one, but it was worth the laugh.

No selfcest for AI...

The AI knows... I can't trick it.

Man... he changed so much... Looks so much healthier these days.

He definitely likes to watch.

Plap plap plap
Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam!

Death to all people! Eventually... of old age probably. Some of them in car accidents... some slipping in the bathtub... a couple of freak electrocutions... but... death to everyone!

Honestly... I could see that happen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't forget to like and pledge eternal servitude to Satan! And hit that bell to sign away your soul!

There's like a 5% chance that an asteroid hits the Moon in 2032.

Cook woman, properly!

Jean-Luc Skywalker