Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

New Epstein Theory:
The Warp in the West fucked us over, and made the Epstein files an incomprehensible mess, of self contradicting evidence, that nobody can make any sense of. And which they can't release, because... well, how the hell do you explain to the common pleb that reality fractured, and you're not even sure who's guilty of what anymore? So since the Epstein files are the only evidence of reality fracturing, you keep it hidden to allow people to go on with their lives, without panicking that it's the end of the world, or some shit.
So blame Daggerfall and Bethesda for not committing to a canon ending, and for birthing the Warp in the West.

P.S. This was a joke.

I'm leaving this here too, for my own future reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSfSguFfoCA

Fine! You've pushed me far enough. I'll say it.
Gay marriage was a mistake. Gay rights was a mistake.

I don't care anymore. Get this grooming shit away from children.

Fox news.

F1 Mega Torrent

Smartphone gaming was a mistake.

Manga idea: "The Time I Got Reincarnated as Your Dad And Impregnated Your Mom With a Dipshit".

I can't believe that this isn't butter either!

I can't believe this is not butter!

39C (102.2F or 312.15K if you're a scientist) with a "Red Warning for Extreme High Temperature".

This is what today brought me, and what I'll be served tomorrow too.
So how was your day?

Lia Thomson is not real. She can't compete in women's swimming division.

How to insult a German in their face and get away with it:
>say "prost!"
>don't tell them you're speaking Romanian
>???
>profit

Emilia Pérez
Sergio Pérez

[insert headache here]

Sometimes I troll.