You've heard about flawlessly good arguments, but what about a flawlessly bad argument: an argument so incredibly flawed, that nothing good can come out of it, but you'll still shitpost it anyway.
If it weren't for the advancements in kitchen technologies, women would still be too busy making dinner and wouldn't have came up with feminism.
April Fools idea for Sargon: announce a release date for the video game you used to develop back in 2014.
April Fools idea for Vee: announce that you've taken over development of Sargon's video game, and then immediately announce you've abandoned it.
Bonus points if you get people offering Patreon money for the project.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...