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Strange Romanian lesson:

pisoi = kitten

The strange part is how you pronounce it. It's: "piss oy", with less emphasis on the S.

From alt.humour:

A woman tells her priest, "Father I have a problem. My two female parrots
only say, 'Hi cutie. Wanna have some fun?' ".

"Don't worry," says the priest. "I have two male parrots who only pray and
read the Bible. We will put them in the same cage. Your parrots are sure to
stop saying that horrid phrase."

The next day, the woman takes her parrots to the priest's home. The male
parrots are inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. When the
woman places the female parrots in the cage, they cry out, "Hi cutie, Wanna
have some fun?"

One male says to the other, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our Prayers have
been answered!"

TFW you see someone reposting a picture with a joke you already made...

Believe in yourself hard enough, and you'll eventually become a catgirl.

God dammit... I'm getting those weird cow hooves videos on Youtube again.

I still get surprised when I see people "in the wild" using Brave browser.

We keeps telling people to go fuck themselves... but what if we told them to go rape themselves?

does anyone here speak Turkish ? (please boost)

some person added one of my drawings to their collection named
"daha denemedigim psdler" (turc) and i can't manage to translate it i'm very curious what it means
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