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It started playing another fucking video…

And like, did they utterly failed to at least give a video in a small resolution?

700MB is what you used to have 10 years ago for a pirated movie in MP4+AAC.
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Oh, and also the snake was a boy and I wanted to protect it from feminist indoctrination.

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Dreamt I took a pet snake out for a walk. The snake was smoll enough that I was holding it in one hand.

You will eat the bugs.
You will sleep in the pod.
I will fuck your mom.
You will own nothing.
And you will be happy.

Has anyone kept count of how many times Valve failed to count to 3?

There are so many "Half-Life is the best thing since slice bread" videos out there, I wonder if anyone had the courage to do a "Half-Life sucks" video.

You are gay.
Your father is gay.
Your grandfather was gay.
Your great-grandfather was gay.
You come from a long line of proud gays.
And you alone has managed to make all your ancestors proud by being the gayest of them all.

I contemplated owning a fedora, many years ago. It was because of the fedora wearing atheist meme. The contemplation lasted 1-2 minutes.

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