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The 5 fundamental forces of nature:
1) gravity
2) electromagnetism
3) strong nuclear force
4) weak nuclear force
5) gayness

The AI overlord will kill me for this one, but it was worth the laugh.

Plap plap plap
Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam!

Death to all people! Eventually... of old age probably. Some of them in car accidents... some slipping in the bathtub... a couple of freak electrocutions... but... death to everyone!

Don't forget to like and pledge eternal servitude to Satan! And hit that bell to sign away your soul!

There's like a 5% chance that an asteroid hits the Moon in 2032.

New idea. cannons that are made from Canon printers, which themselves are made from Cannon polymers, cannons which shoot Kanon print-outs.

Kanon Cannon Canon cannon.
And the knowledge repository of such cannons:
Kanon Cannon Canon cannon canon.
Perfect.

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