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39C (102.2F or 312.15K if you're a scientist) with a "Red Warning for Extreme High Temperature".

This is what today brought me, and what I'll be served tomorrow too.
So how was your day?

Lia Thomson is not real. She can't compete in women's swimming division.

No, the boys aren't "lucky"

No, "where was she when I was a kid" isn't a cool or insightful comment. You probably still can't get laid.

How to insult a German in their face and get away with it:
>say "prost!"
>don't tell them you're speaking Romanian
>???
>profit

Fun fact, the Star Wars galaxy is called Skyriver. Also, humanity actually originated in a different dimension, and were brought to the Skyriver Galaxy by evil god-entities that knew humans would wreak chaos across the galaxy (which they kinda did).

If USA is so good, you'd think they'd make a USA2 by now. :thonktinfoil:

I'll be honest with you, Alex Jones is kinda retarded.

At this point, I can't tell who's more cringe. Ralph, or Cog for still doing drama streams on him.

Apparently my country is the second most dangerous country in Europe to drive in... god dammit!... why can't we be the best at anything?! So close to greatness, so close to being 1st!... only to be surpassed by fucking Serbia.. Curse you!!!

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