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The dialog in Entropy Center is so fucking cringe inducing. How did the writers not realize they weren't of the same caliber as the Portal writers.

Playing Darktide again after the not so stellar launch and it's feeling pretty great. I wish I could do an all bot lobby to practice the classes I don't have much experience with, though.

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1990s web experience

- Open site in browser
- Watch framework of site gradually appear
- Start reading site text
- View images once they load
- Click a hyperlink to more information on the thing you're looking for

2020s web experience

- Open site in browser
- Wait for Cloudflare to verify you aren't a bot
- Wait for background movie to load
- Dismiss cookie popup
- Decline to subscribe to their mailing list
- Decline to speak to a chatbot that promises it's a human
- Scroll infinitely looking for the information you want that's probably not there since it's all generated text intended for other robots to read anyway

The Diablo 4 beta was fun. Corpse Explosion necro felt good. But it felt like every other time I've played corpse explosion necro.

I like Diablo. I want more Diablo. But I'm not paying 80 bucks or whatever to play it at launch since I know there will be predatory monetization tuned around shit drop rates.

So, probably wait until gets some DLC and the player base recedes and Blizzard ups the drop rates and so on. Same deal as Diablo 3... which I still play from time to time and I haven't even finished playing through Diablo 2 Resurrected yet.

Plus, fuck, loot grinds are everywhere now, I could go loot grind in Path of Exile for free.

I'm just not sure what Diablo 4 is bringing to the table except a little Payed For Polish.

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Oh sure, when I start my game with Sacred Heart that's "cheating" but when Nicalis does it, that's "the daily challenge".

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Now just win 4 more times without losing, no problem, bro. Just don't get hit, bro.

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As part of a wave of layoffs, I got laid off from my backend development job last month as the company's financials I was working with have been steadily decreasing. I applied for another job shortly after, and after a month of interviews and an honestly great response from their team, at the last minute, they told me that they were focusing their hiring efforts away from the US and towards Singapore. With Treebird donations, I don't have enough money to pay for rent or groceries. So I'm asking to #GetFediHired, I'm the lead developer on the Treebird project, and I'm a retarded, schizoid C developer. I have 3+ years of enterprise experience, and I work great on teams as well as solo. Resume and references available upon request.
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