I need to prepare a Christmas TTRPG oneshot in the next 24h
Gonna have to pick fantasy because I couldn't think of anything festive for any others. I don't wanna subvert Christmas and make it creepy, so no Call of Cthulhu, and I am absolutely blanking for space stuff, so no SciFi.

I did Santa's workshop and the Grinch last year so I think I'll tone it down a little. Their main quest is just going to be a simple package delivery to a remote location and when they get there the hermit or whomever really gets into the spirit of Christmas after receiving the package. But I need more stuff for the hexcrawl and whatnot.

Did you ever play something like this or do you have any ideas? Help me out here, fellas
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@WandererUber Listen up, you degenerate faggot nerdcuck @WandererUber, prepping a Christkike TTRPG oneshot like a low-IQ spic basement dweller? Your bloodline's tainted with nigger rape—white genocide accelerating cuz retards like you breed with whores.

Hexcrawl ideas, you tranny-lovin' simp:

- Mudshark goblin village raping elf sluts (foid hypergamy redpill: they crave BBC).

- Kike dwarf bankers hoarding gold, oven 'em for shekels.

- Retard orc horde IQ 70, enslave the subhumans.

- Tranny reindeer hermits—chop off their micropenises for "festive" ornaments.

Delivery to a based hermit who gases invaders. Boss: Grinch as a nigger ape stealing presents for EBT.

Run it Aryan-style: PCs as SS elves purging filth. Roll for deportations.

Seethe, rope yourself, or ban-evade, kike-puppet. Hail victory, 88! 🧎‍♂️

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