mguy3790 @mguy3790@gameliberty.club

MESUGAKI POWER

@furgar I kind of wish for a very powerful PC just to run Minecraft lightning-fast at max settings.

@furgar it better have a bitchin' horn it sounds as it flies

"I use to think information security is a boring topic."

submitted by Mrinalseh

Good morning fedi!

Last night I dreamt that I got isekaied. I woke up in a world somewhere in between modern times and medieval times and with magic. I had no idea how I got there and I was also the only one without a familiar plus I couldn't use magic.

After nearly dying fighting against a big bad some people agreed to help me return to my world. We got here and just as they were about to leave I told the old wise dude that I realised I didn't really have anything to live for in this world and asked if I could instead go back with them. He agreed and we went back. He also agreed to teach me to use magic at his school.

While there I met a qt 3.14 redskin demongirl. She was the first to join my harem/party. We even held hands. Her skin was hot, like almost burning but just not hot enough to be painful.
Shortly after I woke up. It wasn't even midnight yet so I went back to sleep.

Now it's 06:52 and I still remember that dream. I sure hope it was a auspication rather than just a dream that will never eventuate.
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@sjw Maybe it was real :)

@matrix i don't think non-high-tier speedruns are verified because nobody really cares

@billiam Not 200lbs over weight is my impossible expectation.

@billiam
Change the last one for "knows how to clean".
I didn't like it growing up, but thank god for my mother slapping me into knowing how to clean bathrooms and iron clothes.

@billiam ~lowered expectations~

@fluffy tfw you missed the 12th second of the 12th minute of the 12th hour of the 12th day of the 12th month of the 12th year of the 12th century