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『これが七草粥じゃーーーーーーいッ!!!!』
 
と絶叫しながら集まった7人のしばらく風呂に入っていない全裸中年男性達が『臭ッ!!!!痒ッ!!!!』と異臭を放ちながら身体を掻きむしっていたので駆け付けた警官が無病息災ならぬ問答無用で即再逮捕に……

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@guttersessions @RoyalJohnny242 it’s an oldie but a goodie

My favorite one: black family is walking down by the river, husband wife and two kids

Dad finds a magic lamp, he picks it up and rubs it. Naturally, a genie pops out

“You have freed me, the genie of the lamp. I will grant you three wishes but since there are four of you I will have to split them up. One for the father, one for the wife, and the children will have to share a wish.”

The dad says “shit, this one’s easy. I want to be white.”

The genie says to him “in order to become white all you must do is swim across this river, and it will wash the blackness away.”

So the nigger kicks off his shoes and swims across the river. There’s a bit of a current and he has some trouble but he makes it across all right and when he emerges he’s a 6 ft 4 in Aryan ubermensch.

The wife sees this happening and says “oh hell no, I want to be white too”

The genie says, “if you swim across this River it will wash your blackness away”

So the wife jumps in struggles a bit but manages to reach the other side and gets out and is a absolutely stacked blonde supermodel

The children start jumping up and down shrieking “we want to be white too!”

The genie says “you must swim across this river, and it will wash your blackness away”

So the niglets dive into the river and immediately start to drown and get swept downstream. The wife looks on and clutches her husband “oh my god, dear, the children are drowning!”

The newly minted white man looks at her and says, “fuck those niggers.”

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