mguy3790 @mguy3790@gameliberty.club

Yeah, I like Cunny.

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MESUGAKI POWER

@furgar I kind of wish for a very powerful PC just to run Minecraft lightning-fast at max settings.

@furgar it better have a bitchin' horn it sounds as it flies

"I use to think information security is a boring topic."

submitted by Mrinalseh

Good morning fedi!

Last night I dreamt that I got isekaied. I woke up in a world somewhere in between modern times and medieval times and with magic. I had no idea how I got there and I was also the only one without a familiar plus I couldn't use magic.

After nearly dying fighting against a big bad some people agreed to help me return to my world. We got here and just as they were about to leave I told the old wise dude that I realised I didn't really have anything to live for in this world and asked if I could instead go back with them. He agreed and we went back. He also agreed to teach me to use magic at his school.

While there I met a qt 3.14 redskin demongirl. She was the first to join my harem/party. We even held hands. Her skin was hot, like almost burning but just not hot enough to be painful.
Shortly after I woke up. It wasn't even midnight yet so I went back to sleep.

Now it's 06:52 and I still remember that dream. I sure hope it was a auspication rather than just a dream that will never eventuate.
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@sjw Maybe it was real :)

@matrix i don't think non-high-tier speedruns are verified because nobody really cares

@billiam Not 200lbs over weight is my impossible expectation.

@billiam
Change the last one for "knows how to clean".
I didn't like it growing up, but thank god for my mother slapping me into knowing how to clean bathrooms and iron clothes.

@billiam ~lowered expectations~